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One day a teacher asked her students if anyone had any stories that illustrated a lesson or a moral.
Little Susie told a tale of how she and her grandfather were taking their eggs into town in a large box when they hit a bump in the road and half the eggs flew out and broke. The teacher asked what the moral of the story was and Susie said, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
Next, little Jane told of how she and her older brother tried to raise some chickens from eggs and how their planned income was so much less when half the eggs didn't hatch. Then she said the moral of the story was, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
Then Little Johnnie told the story of his Uncle Ted.
He said, "My Uncle Ted was in the Vietnam War and his plane got shot down over enemy lines and all he got out of the plane with was his parachute, his machine-gun, a knife, and a case of beer. As he floated down he quickly drank all of the case of beer to celebrate his life-saving good luck."
Johnnie continued, "Unfortunately, when he landed he was surrounded by 100 Vietcong. He killed 70 of them with the machine-gun, but then he ran out of bullets. Then, he killed 20 of the enemy with his knife until the blade broke off in one of them. Then, he killed the last ten with his bare hands and his teeth."
The horrified teacher tried to recover from this terrible tale by asking what lesson could possibly be taken from his story.
"The moral is," said Little Johnnie, "don't mess with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking!"