Welcome to Tiny Slut Galleries! This site was last updated on 13th June 2010. Each day we bring you over 1000 galleries from more than 40 categories so bookmark us now and help us spread the words if you enjoy your stay here.
I was cutting grass on a Saturday work detail at a Michigan Air Force Radar Station. The Sergeant asked me if I had run the customary oil level check. "No Sir!" I replied.
In a loud voice that everyone working could hear he ordered, "If you tear up the government's lawn mower, I will not only have the cost of a new motor deducted from your pay, but I will personally plant my size 13 boot where the sun does not shine to remind you to check the oil before you start the lawn mower, instead of after you turn a
perfectly good piece of machinery into a piece of junk."
Within seconds everyone in the Squadron was checking their lawn mowers for oil. Fortunately for me, my lawn mower was full of oil. Unfortunately, the second I pulled the oil fill cap the lawn mower sent a cloud of oil everywhere around me, onto my uniform, and even into my eyes.
The serious sergeant laughed and sent me to immediately get a shower as the squadron laughed. "Son," he said, "I don't know what state your are from, but where I come from we stop the lawn mower when we check the oil!"